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Britain, Great Britain, The United Kingdom, The British Isles, Alba and Albion .... call it what you like, that island off the North Coast of Europe contains a right bunch of cunts.

Once in control of 25% of the Earth's landmass, the UK has since scaled down operations (of a transparent nature) and is now the separatist black sheep of the EU.

The one thing that every visitor to the UK must remember is (according to a Ukranian PR manager) that the English never, ever say what they mean. For example, when they say:

"Hmm, how interesting"

what they really mean is

Stop what you are doing and never ever do it again .... unless you will pay me to keep quiet about it

According to an ancient proverb from Milton Keynes:

"The difference between the Scots and the English is that the Scots like to drink and fight a lot and the English are never wrong about anything."

How much Christianity is hidden in British society?

Shed a Tear for Britain's Messed Up Boarding School Kids

Revealed: How British Empire's dirty secrets went up in smoke

Uncovering the brutal truth about the British empire

Selective blindness and the all seeing eye

Crucified themselves on the scales of justice.

When advertising is more important than human life

15 July, 2023
All truth goes through two phases of rejection before it is accepted as self evident. Continuing the theme of severe lapses in actionable intelligence, the subject of judicial review comes into question. Complacency within the clandestine community has demonstrably resulted in the deaths of British citizens, both abroad and on British soil.

Qaulity assurance in Neurual Linguistic Programming

Not finding nudge theory as satisfying as you used to?

30 June, 2023
With increasing frequency the media is flooded with news of events which serve to evoke a reaction. The tailoring of events to achieve newsworthy content relies on a semi decent script. With so many writers strikes and other factors limiting output, the quality of narrative writing has plummeted. The suspension of disbelief as a weapon of choice has been marketed as an alcohol free, low calorie, promo energy drink.

The irrelevance of collaterel damage

Yours is not to question why

21 June, 2023
With increasing frequency, the media features news which reports on the violence experienced up and down the country. Most find the details appalling but in the same way as the fascination shown by motorway crash rubberneckers, many are compelled to read all about it. As with so many emotionally charged items of news content, there is a sophisticated chain of events which lead to the vicarious armchair viewer having their senses assaulted. This month's Persons of Interest feature takes a retrospective look at some of the failures in actionable intelligence which facilitated the murder spree of Dale Cregan.

The 'UFO invasion' gravy train

Get ready for yet another wave of disclosure grifters.

19 June, 2023
Ever since devil rings appeared in Medieval crops there have been psychological operations invoking an other worldly presence. Vernher Von Braun claimed that the NASA accomplishments could not be claimed by his team alone. When asked more he replied that they had been helped by people of 'other worlds'.

A series of wrong turns

Triggers, incentives and Terror Targets

27 February, 2023
When a high profile 'terror' attack takes place, the response of the authorities provides insight into potential contributory factors. With major investment in surveillance, the possibility exists that some of these attacks could have been avoided. The uncomfortable reality of LIHOP and MIHOP come to the fore as we examine the Finsbury Park Mosque attack.

Brand loyalty and the eternity of buyers remorse

When cognitive dissonance is a prerequisite for business as usual

25 February, 2023
"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you". Sage words from Rudyard Kipling. But what happens when keeping your own head, requires raising it above those around you.... and as a result, the parapet?

Millennial Ideologues #1

Got your mind right? Keeping your opinions in line with your opportunities?

31 October, 2022
As ever the great British public can rely on the BBC to promote a vanguard of truth and honesty. No need to verify claims or conduct any actual 'investigations' during targeted journalism. Simply deny diligence, integrity, conscience and impartiality. Yet another millennial striving to 'make an impact' by thumping the tub for the highest bidder.

All hail the new sovereign

Questioning your purpose in life? Aiming to be all you can be?

4 October, 2022
Whether it's walking barefoot in the Hindu kush mountains or sealing yourself in a sarcophagus for several days, humanity has eternally sought a greater understanding of the esoteric. Establishing an understanding of our reality is (for some) an ongoing adventure of self discovery. But it seems unlikely that all journeys of self discovery would be exclusively populated with beautiful tourist attractions.

Medical progress versus the Gravy Train

When ideological goals clash with societal well being

2 October, 2022
Children with epilepsy, terminal cancer patients, multiple sclerosis sufferers and numerous other victims of serious illnesses. What they all have in common is suitability for treatment with medicinal cannabis products. Unlike California and the majority of the U.S.A, Britain still lags behind when it comes to widespread adoption of contemporary attitudes. Big pharma is still given priority over the herbalist remedies used by our ancestors for tens of thousands of years (or longer).

Cruft, bloat and fecklessness

Back with another cock-blocking beat

26 September, 2022
Evolution:
a : a process of change in a certain direction : unfolding
b : the action or an instance of forming and giving something off : emission
c : a process of continuous change from a lower, simpler, or worse to a higher, more complex, or better state : growth
d : something evolved

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The unfinished pyramid

Roles of engagement in a digital conflict

Up bluff creek without an exit strategy

A trip down genetic memory lane

The micro-managed cataclysm

Lies of the past, present and future

The Giza regulator

RIPA that which you sew

Malevolent infrastructure

Critical Thinking skills - a rare thing, becoming even more rare with every passing day

Systems critical application or how not to plough it

Selective blindness and the all seeing eye

Cisnormativity, Cisgender privilege & all out Terf wars

Qaulity assurance in Neurual Linguistic Programming

Oh say can you see, or are you fuckin blind, yo.

Supra national influence within sovereign states

Writing your own ticket

As sure as carts to horses

Profiles of incompetence

The irrelevance of collaterel damage

The 'UFO invasion' gravy train

Valdo Calocane Nottingham attacks

The Style Council versus City Hall

Oh no, here comes Mars again

Greed is good and lunch is pushed forward

The flotsam and jetsam of a toxic tide

Grounds gained by covert methods

USAP technology and creative marketing

Estuary English

Reigning cats and dogs

Bad Science and worse soundbytes

Immanuel Velikovsky

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Marjorie Taylor Greene says go fuck yourself

W1 March 2024
This weeks' tourettes-de-force comes from far right US Republican: Marjorie Taylor Greene:
Raising a famous instance of the congresswoman’s eager conspiracy theorising, concerning what she thought was to blame for starting forest fires, Maitlis said:

“What about Jewish space lasers? Tell us about Jewish space lasers.”
“No,” Greene said. “Why don’t you go talk about Jewish space lasers and really, why don’t you FUCK OFF? How about that?”
“Thank you very much,” Maitlis said, as Greene walked away.

There's something incredibly unpretentious about Canadian urban politics. Somehow the office of local Mayor is synonymous with telling it like it is. While Diane Therrien might not exhibit the same level of unashamed transparency that Rob Ford did, she still knows how to shoot fom the hip....

@DianeNTherrien
People have been asking me to comment on the events of the past weekend in #ptbo. I hate giving airtime/spotlight to these imbeciles. Here is my comment: FUCK OFF, you FUCKWADS.

Crack open a few tinnies mate. Gonna watch the footy and swear at me self

This weeks profanity celebration comes from straight from the traditional misogyny gutter of Australian politics. Without so much as a beg your pardon, a former AU cabinet member offloaded an unintelligible salvo of guttural obscenity. The target was presumed by many to be the opposition leader. However the recipient turned out to be somewhat closer to home ....
Barnaby Joyce, a Nationals Party MP and former deputy prime minister, was seen lying on a street in Canberra late at night slurring the words “DEAD FUCKING CUNT” while on a call to his wife.

The mystery of who what in the bed rapidly unraveled.

The domestic tribulations of celebrities have often been the subject of media scandal. However as far as continuous screen time, nobody has dragged their dirty laundry through the mud, out into the open and had it skywritten in the heavens, than Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.
Johnny Depp once texted his friend that he hoped Amber Heard's "rotting corpse was decomposing in the FUCKING TRUNK of a HONDA CIVIC," according to text messages read in court.

Rob Ford apologizes for getting fitted up again.

Rob Ford
Canadian politician, 64th Mayor of Toronto (1969–2016)
“COCKSUCKERS. FUCKIN’ Chief Blair and them all.
Cha, man. They chase me around for five months, man. BUMBACLOT man. I said [unintelligible] me and him [unintelligible] BUMBACLOT.
Leave me alone, man. They got five months man, and then trying to tell me ‘well, we’re countersurveilling the guy.’
You know what I mean? He’s hiding here, Ima hide here. Ima—oh, we don’t—FUCK OFF.
You know how much money that costs, man? I said bro, just cut something, ‘no man, no money man.’
Cha. Ah, BUMBACLOT, man. I said ‘you know what? [unintelligible]. I swear to God, man, honestly man.
Serious SHIT, man. Serious SHIT, bro.."

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Selective blindness and the all seeing eye

When advertising is more important than human life

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The shape of things to come

Strategising the deliberate destruction of contemporary society

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"Hmm, how interesting"

Stop what you are doing and never ever do it again .... unless you will pay me to keep quiet about it

"The difference between the Scots and the English is that the Scots like to drink and fight a lot and the English are never wrong about anything."

When advertising is more important than human life

Not finding nudge theory as satisfying as you used to?

Yours is not to question why

Get ready for yet another wave of disclosure grifters.

Triggers, incentives and Terror Targets

When cognitive dissonance is a prerequisite for business as usual

Got your mind right? Keeping your opinions in line with your opportunities?

Questioning your purpose in life? Aiming to be all you can be?

When ideological goals clash with societal well being

Back with another cock-blocking beat

The plight of the contemporary female spy

Emancipation at any cost

W1 March 2024

This weeks' tourettes-de-force comes from far right US Republican: Marjorie Taylor Greene:

Raising a famous instance of the congresswoman’s eager conspiracy theorising, concerning what she thought was to blame for starting forest fires, Maitlis said:

“What about Jewish space lasers? Tell us about Jewish space lasers.”

“No,” Greene said. “Why don’t you go talk about Jewish space lasers and really, why don’t you FUCK OFF? How about that?”

“Thank you very much,” Maitlis said, as Greene walked away.

There's something incredibly unpretentious about Canadian urban politics. Somehow the office of local Mayor is synonymous with telling it like it is. While Diane Therrien might not exhibit the same level of unashamed transparency that Rob Ford did, she still knows how to shoot fom the hip....

@DianeNTherrien

People have been asking me to comment on the events of the past weekend in #ptbo. I hate giving airtime/spotlight to these imbeciles. Here is my comment: FUCK OFF, you FUCKWADS.

Barnaby Joyce, a Nationals Party MP and former deputy prime minister, was seen lying on a street in Canberra late at night slurring the words “DEAD FUCKING CUNT” while on a call to his wife.

The domestic tribulations of celebrities have often been the subject of media scandal. However as far as continuous screen time, nobody has dragged their dirty laundry through the mud, out into the open and had it skywritten in the heavens, than Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp once texted his friend that he hoped Amber Heard's "rotting corpse was decomposing in the FUCKING TRUNK of a HONDA CIVIC," according to text messages read in court.

Rob Ford Canadian politician, 64th Mayor of Toronto (1969–2016)

“COCKSUCKERS. FUCKIN’ Chief Blair and them all.

Cha, man. They chase me around for five months, man. BUMBACLOT man. I said [unintelligible] me and him [unintelligible] BUMBACLOT.

Leave me alone, man. They got five months man, and then trying to tell me ‘well, we’re countersurveilling the guy.’

You know what I mean? He’s hiding here, Ima hide here. Ima—oh, we don’t—FUCK OFF.

You know how much money that costs, man? I said bro, just cut something, ‘no man, no money man.’

Cha. Ah, BUMBACLOT, man. I said ‘you know what? [unintelligible]. I swear to God, man, honestly man.

Serious SHIT, man. Serious SHIT, bro.."

Hackers Tailspin

(THIS IS 100% FICTION AND IS PURELY MEANT FOR THE PURPOSES OF ENTERTAINMENT, NO RESPONSIBILITY WILL BE ACKNOWLEDGED BY THE AUTHOR AT ANY TIME, NONE WHATSOEVER)

Selective blindness and the all seeing eye

When advertising is more important than human life

The shape of things to come

Strategising the deliberate destruction of contemporary society

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Rob Ford
Canadian politician, 64th Mayor of Toronto (1969–2016)