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Britain, Great Britain, The United Kingdom, The British Isles, Alba and Albion .... call it what you like, that island off the North Coast of Europe contains a right bunch of cunts.

Once in control of 25% of the Earth's landmass, the UK has since scaled down operations (of a transparent nature) and is now the separatist black sheep of the EU.

The one thing that every visitor to the UK must remember is (according to a Ukranian PR manager) that the English never, ever say what they mean. For example, when they say:

"Hmm, how interesting"

what they really mean is

Stop what you are doing and never ever do it again .... unless you will pay me to keep quiet about it

According to an ancient proverb from Milton Keynes:

"The difference between the Scots and the English is that the Scots like to drink and fight a lot and the English are never wrong about anything."

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RIPA Categories

Delusional Dick Tracy's

25 January, 2024
The official narrative from Wikipedia contains a lengthy list of organisations that have so called 'Police like' investigative powers in the United Kingdom. Exactly who they are and what they are allowed to do is deliberately obfuscated. TEFLONRABBIT takes a look at what exactly some of their double speak mumbo jumbo actually means.

The price of fresh meat

Six kilos of Cocaine seized at Farnborough Airport

Covert mergers and acquisitions in the human resource industry

10 March, 2024
Since the pandemic united mankind in a war on common cold symptoms, authority systems have had to review their place in the established economy. This has lead directly to the prospecting of other markets. While the change has been on the cards for decades, many of the plans were kept deliberately hidden. The nature of their business is such that without a constant supply of new markets, they can not survive.

Resistance orientation

The one stop shop for everything you need

5 March, 2024
Much of the analysis contained on this website can be perceived in negative ways. The world is going to hell, our leaders are all criminals, the price of new kitchens is too high and so on. However for those caught in the tumultuous rapids of shit creek there is a paddle in sight. In less figurative terms, it's about working out exactly where you are in the greater scheme of things.

Wünsdorf USAP - East Germany

Soviet, Nazi or Supra-national collaboration?

26 February, 2024
The Cold War afforded both sides an opportunity to conduct military research without any external governmental oversight. The supposed hatred between the Allies and the former Soviet Union has been criticised as a perception management stunt to manipulate the populations of both sides. Since the fall of the Berlin Wall, there have been some highly anomalous reports as to what was going on behind the Iron Curtain. Considering the incredible pace of arms development by the MIC, it seems unlikely that an inaccessible part of the political map would be simply left in splendid isolation.

Identity value in the public eye

Why you should never meet your idols

31 January, 2024
The world of UK festivals represents a sizable industry that endures even the wettest of British summers. Along the way the lives of millions of people are enriched through the communal apreciation of spectacles in light and sound. Home to possibly the most famous music festival in the world, the festival scene provides employment for tens of thousands of people on an annual basis. One of the main perks of working festivals is perceived to be getting closer to the celebrities than the ticket holders.

The unfinished pyramid

The illusion of the heirophancy

4 October, 2023
When control relies on unswerving obedience the hierarchy can be subject to vulnerability. Numerous conflicts throughout history have illustrated the basic fallacy of supreme command. From Emperor Nero strumming his Lyre to the accompaniment of explosions and crashing beams, to Adolf Hitler cashing in his chips and catching a U-Boat to Patagonia (allegedly).

Roles of engagement in a digital conflict

The illusion of an ongoing conflict between the corrupt and the inept.

3 October, 2023
With the recent passing of the Online Safety Act 2023, the UK has aligned itself with totalitarian regimes when it comes to policing their populations use of the internet. The only countries with more invasive policies are not considered as democracies. However the far reaching regulatory moves have a hidden agenda.

Up bluff creek without an exit strategy

Perception management versus management of expectations

27 September, 2023
Between 2019 and 2022 the military and the UK parliament collaborated in 'combating Covid19 disinformation'. In this months psychobabble analysis, we examine the classic 'tell' exhibited by government bureaucrats and 'militarised' agencies. The commitment to avoid large scale mechanised warfare has resulted in a blatant assault on well-being. Instead of redistributing wealth through major loss of life, the war machine has been re-tasked to reduce quality of life using the most profitable methods.

Lies of the past, present and future

Corruption in intelligence and the desperate attempts to hide it

27 August, 2023
Following on from the recent articles on the global trans agenda and the UK RIPA scandal, we examine the causality behind the highly concerning trend of parents coercing their children into transitioning. What has been openly condemned as outright abuse has roots in the insanity of the clandestine community.

RIPA that which you sew

Repeating the same mistakes and expecting a different outcome

15 August, 2023
The Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act (RIPA) was granted Royal Assent in the UK on the 28 of July 2000. Since then clandestine world have fallen over themselves in the subsequent land grab. The process of turning every citizen in Britain into a quivering grass has brought the population to a profoundly negative place. The concept of studying hard to get a good job and do well just doesn't exist any more. Instead the population is expected to have their personalities fractured as early as possible and spend the rest of their lives in a series of LARP scenarios.

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The shape of things to come

Plausible deniability 101

The price of fresh meat

Scripted terror simulation in shopping centre

What to do when it all runs out

Resistance orientation

Obscuring the Camera Futura

Wünsdorf USAP - East Germany

When the going gets tough ...

Asymmetrical Psychological Electronic Warfare

SIG, MAS, HUM & ELF (INT)

Victim hypocrisy as a weapon

Artificial Intelligence and illogical fear

Astral Hypervisors and the rise of the telecommuter

Statuesque redhead reclines on classic automobile

Multiple choice in a systematic failure

One mans trash is another mans trapeze act

Ordu secu ... custos arcani blah blah blah

Follow the money

Identity value in the public eye

Star wars by Industrious Late Magick

The 'Return of the King' narrative

The vulnerabilities of the oppressor

Transforming the control methods

Lunar Excursion Module disengaged from Command Service Module

The great frontier

Piety and profit

The value of symbolic action

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Marjorie Taylor Greene says go fuck yourself

W1 March 2024
This weeks' tourettes-de-force comes from far right US Republican: Marjorie Taylor Greene:
Raising a famous instance of the congresswoman’s eager conspiracy theorising, concerning what she thought was to blame for starting forest fires, Maitlis said:

“What about Jewish space lasers? Tell us about Jewish space lasers.”
“No,” Greene said. “Why don’t you go talk about Jewish space lasers and really, why don’t you FUCK OFF? How about that?”
“Thank you very much,” Maitlis said, as Greene walked away.

There's something incredibly unpretentious about Canadian urban politics. Somehow the office of local Mayor is synonymous with telling it like it is. While Diane Therrien might not exhibit the same level of unashamed transparency that Rob Ford did, she still knows how to shoot fom the hip....

@DianeNTherrien
People have been asking me to comment on the events of the past weekend in #ptbo. I hate giving airtime/spotlight to these imbeciles. Here is my comment: FUCK OFF, you FUCKWADS.

Crack open a few tinnies mate. Gonna watch the footy and swear at me self

This weeks profanity celebration comes from straight from the traditional misogyny gutter of Australian politics. Without so much as a beg your pardon, a former AU cabinet member offloaded an unintelligible salvo of guttural obscenity. The target was presumed by many to be the opposition leader. However the recipient turned out to be somewhat closer to home ....
Barnaby Joyce, a Nationals Party MP and former deputy prime minister, was seen lying on a street in Canberra late at night slurring the words “DEAD FUCKING CUNT” while on a call to his wife.

The mystery of who what in the bed rapidly unraveled.

The domestic tribulations of celebrities have often been the subject of media scandal. However as far as continuous screen time, nobody has dragged their dirty laundry through the mud, out into the open and had it skywritten in the heavens, than Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.
Johnny Depp once texted his friend that he hoped Amber Heard's "rotting corpse was decomposing in the FUCKING TRUNK of a HONDA CIVIC," according to text messages read in court.

Rob Ford apologizes for getting fitted up again.

Rob Ford
Canadian politician, 64th Mayor of Toronto (1969–2016)
“COCKSUCKERS. FUCKIN’ Chief Blair and them all.
Cha, man. They chase me around for five months, man. BUMBACLOT man. I said [unintelligible] me and him [unintelligible] BUMBACLOT.
Leave me alone, man. They got five months man, and then trying to tell me ‘well, we’re countersurveilling the guy.’
You know what I mean? He’s hiding here, Ima hide here. Ima—oh, we don’t—FUCK OFF.
You know how much money that costs, man? I said bro, just cut something, ‘no man, no money man.’
Cha. Ah, BUMBACLOT, man. I said ‘you know what? [unintelligible]. I swear to God, man, honestly man.
Serious SHIT, man. Serious SHIT, bro.."

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Crucified themselves on the scales of justice.

Selective blindness and the all seeing eye

When advertising is more important than human life

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The shape of things to come

Strategising the deliberate destruction of contemporary society

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"Hmm, how interesting"

Stop what you are doing and never ever do it again .... unless you will pay me to keep quiet about it

"The difference between the Scots and the English is that the Scots like to drink and fight a lot and the English are never wrong about anything."

Delusional Dick Tracy's

Covert mergers and acquisitions in the human resource industry

The one stop shop for everything you need

Soviet, Nazi or Supra-national collaboration?

Why you should never meet your idols

The illusion of the heirophancy

The illusion of an ongoing conflict between the corrupt and the inept.

Perception management versus management of expectations

Corruption in intelligence and the desperate attempts to hide it

Repeating the same mistakes and expecting a different outcome

The plight of the contemporary female spy

Emancipation at any cost

W1 March 2024

This weeks' tourettes-de-force comes from far right US Republican: Marjorie Taylor Greene:

Raising a famous instance of the congresswoman’s eager conspiracy theorising, concerning what she thought was to blame for starting forest fires, Maitlis said:

“What about Jewish space lasers? Tell us about Jewish space lasers.”

“No,” Greene said. “Why don’t you go talk about Jewish space lasers and really, why don’t you FUCK OFF? How about that?”

“Thank you very much,” Maitlis said, as Greene walked away.

There's something incredibly unpretentious about Canadian urban politics. Somehow the office of local Mayor is synonymous with telling it like it is. While Diane Therrien might not exhibit the same level of unashamed transparency that Rob Ford did, she still knows how to shoot fom the hip....

@DianeNTherrien

People have been asking me to comment on the events of the past weekend in #ptbo. I hate giving airtime/spotlight to these imbeciles. Here is my comment: FUCK OFF, you FUCKWADS.

Barnaby Joyce, a Nationals Party MP and former deputy prime minister, was seen lying on a street in Canberra late at night slurring the words “DEAD FUCKING CUNT” while on a call to his wife.

The domestic tribulations of celebrities have often been the subject of media scandal. However as far as continuous screen time, nobody has dragged their dirty laundry through the mud, out into the open and had it skywritten in the heavens, than Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp once texted his friend that he hoped Amber Heard's "rotting corpse was decomposing in the FUCKING TRUNK of a HONDA CIVIC," according to text messages read in court.

Rob Ford Canadian politician, 64th Mayor of Toronto (1969–2016)

“COCKSUCKERS. FUCKIN’ Chief Blair and them all.

Cha, man. They chase me around for five months, man. BUMBACLOT man. I said [unintelligible] me and him [unintelligible] BUMBACLOT.

Leave me alone, man. They got five months man, and then trying to tell me ‘well, we’re countersurveilling the guy.’

You know what I mean? He’s hiding here, Ima hide here. Ima—oh, we don’t—FUCK OFF.

You know how much money that costs, man? I said bro, just cut something, ‘no man, no money man.’

Cha. Ah, BUMBACLOT, man. I said ‘you know what? [unintelligible]. I swear to God, man, honestly man.

Serious SHIT, man. Serious SHIT, bro.."

Hackers Tailspin

(THIS IS 100% FICTION AND IS PURELY MEANT FOR THE PURPOSES OF ENTERTAINMENT, NO RESPONSIBILITY WILL BE ACKNOWLEDGED BY THE AUTHOR AT ANY TIME, NONE WHATSOEVER)

Selective blindness and the all seeing eye

When advertising is more important than human life

The shape of things to come

Strategising the deliberate destruction of contemporary society

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Rob Ford
Canadian politician, 64th Mayor of Toronto (1969–2016)