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Britain, Great Britain, The United Kingdom, The British Isles, Alba and Albion .... call it what you like, that island off the North Coast of Europe contains a right bunch of cunts.

Once in control of 25% of the Earth's landmass, the UK has since scaled down operations (of a transparent nature) and is now the separatist black sheep of the EU.

The one thing that every visitor to the UK must remember is (according to a Ukranian PR manager) that the English never, ever say what they mean. For example, when they say:

"Hmm, how interesting"

what they really mean is

Stop what you are doing and never ever do it again .... unless you will pay me to keep quiet about it

According to an ancient proverb from Milton Keynes:

"The difference between the Scots and the English is that the Scots like to drink and fight a lot and the English are never wrong about anything."

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Delusional Dick Tracy's

25 January, 2024
The official narrative from Wikipedia contains a lengthy list of organisations that have so called 'Police like' investigative powers in the United Kingdom. Exactly who they are and what they are allowed to do is deliberately obfuscated. TEFLONRABBIT takes a look at what exactly some of their double speak mumbo jumbo actually means.

The worst is yet to come

Dallas International Gay Pride Cataclysm

Get procreating before you can't afford it

13 December, 2024
The social credit system being developed by the Chinese government has been many years in the making. What nobody will openly admit, is that the Chinese government are far from the only organisation that is focused on such a totalitarian mechanism. For decades, if not centuries or millennia, there have been dynastic interest groups pursuing a similar goal. Those groups claiming that their provenance extends 7000 years into Egyptian antiquity are on the exact same page as the fifty year planners of Guangzhou.

The irrelevance of collaterel damage

Yours is not to question why

25 August, 2024
With increasing frequency, the media features news which reports on the violence experienced up and down the country. Most find the details appalling but in the same way as the fascination shown by motorway crash rubberneckers, many are compelled to read all about it. As with so many emotionally charged items of news content, there is a sophisticated chain of events which lead to the vicarious armchair viewer having their senses assaulted. This month's Persons of Interest feature takes a retrospective look at some of the failures in actionable intelligence which facilitated the murder spree of Dale Cregan.

The RIPA of Britannia

Didn't fare so well in Scotland, did you Claudius?

The RIPA agencies and the monetized rape of Britain

21 August, 2024
Since the dissemination of so called 'investigative powers' tp the numerous RIPA agencies in Britain, an endless and flagrant abuse of power has become standard operating procedure for the British civil service. The lack of legal seperation between the military and the police has directly facilitated this sickening assault on the population. The civil service have positioned themselves as anti abolitionist slave handlers.

The unfinished pyramid

The illusion of the heirophancy

21 August, 2024
When control relies on unswerving obedience the hierarchy can be subject to vulnerability. Numerous conflicts throughout history have illustrated the basic fallacy of supreme command. From Emperor Nero strumming his Lyre to the accompaniment of explosions and crashing beams, to Adolf Hitler cashing in his chips and catching a U-Boat to Patagonia (allegedly).

The price of fresh meat

Six kilos of Cocaine seized at Farnborough Airport

Covert mergers and acquisitions in the human resource industry

10 March, 2024
Since the pandemic united mankind in a war on common cold symptoms, authority systems have had to review their place in the established economy. This has lead directly to the prospecting of other markets. While the change has been on the cards for decades, many of the plans were kept deliberately hidden. The nature of their business is such that without a constant supply of new markets, they can not survive.

Resistance orientation

The one stop shop for everything you need

5 March, 2024
Much of the analysis contained on this website can be perceived in negative ways. The world is going to hell, our leaders are all criminals, the price of new kitchens is too high and so on. However for those caught in the tumultuous rapids of shit creek there is a paddle in sight. In less figurative terms, it's about working out exactly where you are in the greater scheme of things.

Wünsdorf USAP - East Germany

Soviet, Nazi or Supra-national collaboration?

26 February, 2024
The Cold War afforded both sides an opportunity to conduct military research without any external governmental oversight. The supposed hatred between the Allies and the former Soviet Union has been criticised as a perception management stunt to manipulate the populations of both sides. Since the fall of the Berlin Wall, there have been some highly anomalous reports as to what was going on behind the Iron Curtain. Considering the incredible pace of arms development by the MIC, it seems unlikely that an inaccessible part of the political map would be simply left in splendid isolation.

Identity value in the public eye

Why you should never meet your idols

31 January, 2024
The world of UK festivals represents a sizable industry that endures even the wettest of British summers. Along the way the lives of millions of people are enriched through the communal apreciation of spectacles in light and sound. Home to possibly the most famous music festival in the world, the festival scene provides employment for tens of thousands of people on an annual basis. One of the main perks of working festivals is perceived to be getting closer to the celebrities than the ticket holders.

Roles of engagement in a digital conflict

The illusion of an ongoing conflict between the corrupt and the inept.

3 October, 2023
With the recent passing of the Online Safety Act 2023, the UK has aligned itself with totalitarian regimes when it comes to policing their populations use of the internet. The only countries with more invasive policies are not considered as democracies. However the far reaching regulatory moves have a hidden agenda.

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Stacy Plaskett and DOJ Staffer / Psy Operative

Remote controlled figureheads

The legacy of Amun

The worst is yet to come

Management cataclysm

The inertia of a spin cycle

The irrelevance of collaterel damage

The RIPA of Britannia

The unfinished pyramid

The shape of things to come

Plausible deniability 101

The price of fresh meat

Scripted terror simulation in shopping centre

What to do when it all runs out

Resistance orientation

Obscuring the Camera Futura

Wünsdorf USAP - East Germany

When the going gets tough ...

Asymmetrical Psychological Electronic Warfare

SIG, MAS, HUM & ELF (INT)

Victim hypocrisy as a weapon

Artificial Intelligence and illogical fear

Astral Hypervisors and the rise of the telecommuter

Statuesque redhead reclines on classic automobile

Multiple choice in a systematic failure

One mans trash is another mans trapeze act

Ordu secu ... custos arcani blah blah blah

Follow the money

Identity value in the public eye

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Marjorie Taylor Greene says go fuck yourself

W1 March 2024
This weeks' tourettes-de-force comes from far right US Republican: Marjorie Taylor Greene:
Raising a famous instance of the congresswoman’s eager conspiracy theorising, concerning what she thought was to blame for starting forest fires, Maitlis said:

“What about Jewish space lasers? Tell us about Jewish space lasers.”
“No,” Greene said. “Why don’t you go talk about Jewish space lasers and really, why don’t you FUCK OFF? How about that?”
“Thank you very much,” Maitlis said, as Greene walked away.

There's something incredibly unpretentious about Canadian urban politics. Somehow the office of local Mayor is synonymous with telling it like it is. While Diane Therrien might not exhibit the same level of unashamed transparency that Rob Ford did, she still knows how to shoot fom the hip....

@DianeNTherrien
People have been asking me to comment on the events of the past weekend in #ptbo. I hate giving airtime/spotlight to these imbeciles. Here is my comment: FUCK OFF, you FUCKWADS.

Crack open a few tinnies mate. Gonna watch the footy and swear at me self

This weeks profanity celebration comes from straight from the traditional misogyny gutter of Australian politics. Without so much as a beg your pardon, a former AU cabinet member offloaded an unintelligible salvo of guttural obscenity. The target was presumed by many to be the opposition leader. However the recipient turned out to be somewhat closer to home ....
Barnaby Joyce, a Nationals Party MP and former deputy prime minister, was seen lying on a street in Canberra late at night slurring the words “DEAD FUCKING CUNT” while on a call to his wife.

The mystery of who what in the bed rapidly unraveled.

The domestic tribulations of celebrities have often been the subject of media scandal. However as far as continuous screen time, nobody has dragged their dirty laundry through the mud, out into the open and had it skywritten in the heavens, than Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.
Johnny Depp once texted his friend that he hoped Amber Heard's "rotting corpse was decomposing in the FUCKING TRUNK of a HONDA CIVIC," according to text messages read in court.

Rob Ford apologizes for getting fitted up again.

Rob Ford
Canadian politician, 64th Mayor of Toronto (1969–2016)
“COCKSUCKERS. FUCKIN’ Chief Blair and them all.
Cha, man. They chase me around for five months, man. BUMBACLOT man. I said [unintelligible] me and him [unintelligible] BUMBACLOT.
Leave me alone, man. They got five months man, and then trying to tell me ‘well, we’re countersurveilling the guy.’
You know what I mean? He’s hiding here, Ima hide here. Ima—oh, we don’t—FUCK OFF.
You know how much money that costs, man? I said bro, just cut something, ‘no man, no money man.’
Cha. Ah, BUMBACLOT, man. I said ‘you know what? [unintelligible]. I swear to God, man, honestly man.
Serious SHIT, man. Serious SHIT, bro.."

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Crucified themselves on the scales of justice.

Selective blindness and the all seeing eye

When advertising is more important than human life

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The legacy of Amun

Another forty years of porridge

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"Hmm, how interesting"

Stop what you are doing and never ever do it again .... unless you will pay me to keep quiet about it

"The difference between the Scots and the English is that the Scots like to drink and fight a lot and the English are never wrong about anything."

Delusional Dick Tracy's

Get procreating before you can't afford it

Yours is not to question why

The RIPA agencies and the monetized rape of Britain

The illusion of the heirophancy

Covert mergers and acquisitions in the human resource industry

The one stop shop for everything you need

Soviet, Nazi or Supra-national collaboration?

Why you should never meet your idols

The illusion of an ongoing conflict between the corrupt and the inept.

The plight of the contemporary female spy

Emancipation at any cost

The cult of zero personality

Not as dynamic as you'd like to be?

W1 March 2024

This weeks' tourettes-de-force comes from far right US Republican: Marjorie Taylor Greene:

Raising a famous instance of the congresswoman’s eager conspiracy theorising, concerning what she thought was to blame for starting forest fires, Maitlis said:

“What about Jewish space lasers? Tell us about Jewish space lasers.”

“No,” Greene said. “Why don’t you go talk about Jewish space lasers and really, why don’t you FUCK OFF? How about that?”

“Thank you very much,” Maitlis said, as Greene walked away.

There's something incredibly unpretentious about Canadian urban politics. Somehow the office of local Mayor is synonymous with telling it like it is. While Diane Therrien might not exhibit the same level of unashamed transparency that Rob Ford did, she still knows how to shoot fom the hip....

@DianeNTherrien

People have been asking me to comment on the events of the past weekend in #ptbo. I hate giving airtime/spotlight to these imbeciles. Here is my comment: FUCK OFF, you FUCKWADS.

Barnaby Joyce, a Nationals Party MP and former deputy prime minister, was seen lying on a street in Canberra late at night slurring the words “DEAD FUCKING CUNT” while on a call to his wife.

The domestic tribulations of celebrities have often been the subject of media scandal. However as far as continuous screen time, nobody has dragged their dirty laundry through the mud, out into the open and had it skywritten in the heavens, than Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp once texted his friend that he hoped Amber Heard's "rotting corpse was decomposing in the FUCKING TRUNK of a HONDA CIVIC," according to text messages read in court.

Rob Ford Canadian politician, 64th Mayor of Toronto (1969–2016)

“COCKSUCKERS. FUCKIN’ Chief Blair and them all.

Cha, man. They chase me around for five months, man. BUMBACLOT man. I said [unintelligible] me and him [unintelligible] BUMBACLOT.

Leave me alone, man. They got five months man, and then trying to tell me ‘well, we’re countersurveilling the guy.’

You know what I mean? He’s hiding here, Ima hide here. Ima—oh, we don’t—FUCK OFF.

You know how much money that costs, man? I said bro, just cut something, ‘no man, no money man.’

Cha. Ah, BUMBACLOT, man. I said ‘you know what? [unintelligible]. I swear to God, man, honestly man.

Serious SHIT, man. Serious SHIT, bro.."

Hackers Tailspin

(THIS IS 100% FICTION AND IS PURELY MEANT FOR THE PURPOSES OF ENTERTAINMENT, NO RESPONSIBILITY WILL BE ACKNOWLEDGED BY THE AUTHOR AT ANY TIME, NONE WHATSOEVER)

Selective blindness and the all seeing eye

When advertising is more important than human life

The legacy of Amun

Another forty years of porridge

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Rob Ford
Canadian politician, 64th Mayor of Toronto (1969–2016)