
The Police Cops, Pigs, Feds, Filth, 5-0, Dem Babylon, The Man, Po Po, Rozzers, The Old Bill, Plod, Heat, Fuzz & Peelers
OFFICIAL NARRATIVE :
Law enforcement in the United Kingdom is organised separately in each of the legal systems of the United Kingdom: England and Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland. Most law enforcement is carried out by police officers serving in regional police services within one of those jurisdictions. These regional services are complemented by UK-wide agencies, such as the National Crime Agency and the national specialist units of certain territorial police forces, such as the Specialist Operations directorate of the Metropolitan Police. Police officers are granted certain powers to enable them to execute their duties. Their primary duties are the protection of life and property, preservation of the peace, and prevention and detection of criminal offences. In the British model of policing, officers exercise their powers to police with the implicit consent of the public. "Policing by consent" is the phrase used to describe this.
UNOFFICIAL NARRATIVE :
Er .. the police do great work.
Three cheers for King Charles, huzzah, huzzah, huzzah.
WIKIPEDIA NARRATIVE :
Police Officer: "I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia, which is against the Terms and Conditions."
Man: "Wait I can explain everything."








