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When the going gets tough ...

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Marjorie Taylor Greene says go fuck yourself

W1 March 2024
This weeks' tourettes-de-force comes from far right US Republican: Marjorie Taylor Greene:
Raising a famous instance of the congresswoman’s eager conspiracy theorising, concerning what she thought was to blame for starting forest fires, Maitlis said:

“What about Jewish space lasers? Tell us about Jewish space lasers.”
“No,” Greene said. “Why don’t you go talk about Jewish space lasers and really, why don’t you FUCK OFF? How about that?”
“Thank you very much,” Maitlis said, as Greene walked away.

There's something incredibly unpretentious about Canadian urban politics. Somehow the office of local Mayor is synonymous with telling it like it is. While Diane Therrien might not exhibit the same level of unashamed transparency that Rob Ford did, she still knows how to shoot fom the hip....

@DianeNTherrien
People have been asking me to comment on the events of the past weekend in #ptbo. I hate giving airtime/spotlight to these imbeciles. Here is my comment: FUCK OFF, you FUCKWADS.

Crack open a few tinnies mate. Gonna watch the footy and swear at me self

This weeks profanity celebration comes from straight from the traditional misogyny gutter of Australian politics. Without so much as a beg your pardon, a former AU cabinet member offloaded an unintelligible salvo of guttural obscenity. The target was presumed by many to be the opposition leader. However the recipient turned out to be somewhat closer to home ....
Barnaby Joyce, a Nationals Party MP and former deputy prime minister, was seen lying on a street in Canberra late at night slurring the words “DEAD FUCKING CUNT” while on a call to his wife.

The mystery of who what in the bed rapidly unraveled.

The domestic tribulations of celebrities have often been the subject of media scandal. However as far as continuous screen time, nobody has dragged their dirty laundry through the mud, out into the open and had it skywritten in the heavens, than Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.
Johnny Depp once texted his friend that he hoped Amber Heard's "rotting corpse was decomposing in the FUCKING TRUNK of a HONDA CIVIC," according to text messages read in court.

Rob Ford apologizes for getting fitted up again.

Rob Ford
Canadian politician, 64th Mayor of Toronto (1969–2016)
“COCKSUCKERS. FUCKIN’ Chief Blair and them all.
Cha, man. They chase me around for five months, man. BUMBACLOT man. I said [unintelligible] me and him [unintelligible] BUMBACLOT.
Leave me alone, man. They got five months man, and then trying to tell me ‘well, we’re countersurveilling the guy.’
You know what I mean? He’s hiding here, Ima hide here. Ima—oh, we don’t—FUCK OFF.
You know how much money that costs, man? I said bro, just cut something, ‘no man, no money man.’
Cha. Ah, BUMBACLOT, man. I said ‘you know what? [unintelligible]. I swear to God, man, honestly man.
Serious SHIT, man. Serious SHIT, bro.."

Rich Planet under attack

The UK journalist Richard D. Hall of RichPlanet.net has been the victim of a coordinated take down. Regular viewers will be aware of quite how much Rich has done to encourage critical thinking. The enemies of truth have thrown him directly under the bus with a BBC hit piece based on his critical journalism. This is a blatant assault to justify the civil prosecution which has been brought against him. Being a firebrand for right-think, Mr Hall has engaged legal defence and is fighting the case.

Donations to assist with his legal expenses can be made on his website here.

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Crucified themselves on the scales of justice.

Selective blindness and the all seeing eye

When advertising is more important than human life

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The legacy of Amun

Another forty years of porridge

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The plight of the contemporary female spy

Emancipation at any cost

The cult of zero personality

Not as dynamic as you'd like to be?

W1 March 2024

This weeks' tourettes-de-force comes from far right US Republican: Marjorie Taylor Greene:

Raising a famous instance of the congresswoman’s eager conspiracy theorising, concerning what she thought was to blame for starting forest fires, Maitlis said:

“What about Jewish space lasers? Tell us about Jewish space lasers.”

“No,” Greene said. “Why don’t you go talk about Jewish space lasers and really, why don’t you FUCK OFF? How about that?”

“Thank you very much,” Maitlis said, as Greene walked away.

There's something incredibly unpretentious about Canadian urban politics. Somehow the office of local Mayor is synonymous with telling it like it is. While Diane Therrien might not exhibit the same level of unashamed transparency that Rob Ford did, she still knows how to shoot fom the hip....

@DianeNTherrien

People have been asking me to comment on the events of the past weekend in #ptbo. I hate giving airtime/spotlight to these imbeciles. Here is my comment: FUCK OFF, you FUCKWADS.

Barnaby Joyce, a Nationals Party MP and former deputy prime minister, was seen lying on a street in Canberra late at night slurring the words “DEAD FUCKING CUNT” while on a call to his wife.

The domestic tribulations of celebrities have often been the subject of media scandal. However as far as continuous screen time, nobody has dragged their dirty laundry through the mud, out into the open and had it skywritten in the heavens, than Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp once texted his friend that he hoped Amber Heard's "rotting corpse was decomposing in the FUCKING TRUNK of a HONDA CIVIC," according to text messages read in court.

Rob Ford
Canadian politician, 64th Mayor of Toronto (1969–2016)

“COCKSUCKERS. FUCKIN’ Chief Blair and them all.

Cha, man. They chase me around for five months, man. BUMBACLOT man. I said [unintelligible] me and him [unintelligible] BUMBACLOT.

Leave me alone, man. They got five months man, and then trying to tell me ‘well, we’re countersurveilling the guy.’

You know what I mean? He’s hiding here, Ima hide here. Ima—oh, we don’t—FUCK OFF.

You know how much money that costs, man? I said bro, just cut something, ‘no man, no money man.’

Cha. Ah, BUMBACLOT, man. I said ‘you know what? [unintelligible]. I swear to God, man, honestly man.

Serious SHIT, man. Serious SHIT, bro.."

Hackers Tailspin

(THIS IS 100% FICTION AND IS PURELY MEANT FOR THE PURPOSES OF ENTERTAINMENT, NO RESPONSIBILITY WILL BE ACKNOWLEDGED BY THE AUTHOR AT ANY TIME, NONE WHATSOEVER)

Selective blindness and the all seeing eye

When advertising is more important than human life

The legacy of Amun

Another forty years of porridge

Disclaimer

The plight of the contemporary female spy

Emancipation at any cost

The cult of zero personality

Not as dynamic as you'd like to be?

W1 March 2024

This weeks' tourettes-de-force comes from far right US Republican: Marjorie Taylor Greene:

Raising a famous instance of the congresswoman’s eager conspiracy theorising, concerning what she thought was to blame for starting forest fires, Maitlis said:

“What about Jewish space lasers? Tell us about Jewish space lasers.”

“No,” Greene said. “Why don’t you go talk about Jewish space lasers and really, why don’t you FUCK OFF? How about that?”

“Thank you very much,” Maitlis said, as Greene walked away.

There's something incredibly unpretentious about Canadian urban politics. Somehow the office of local Mayor is synonymous with telling it like it is. While Diane Therrien might not exhibit the same level of unashamed transparency that Rob Ford did, she still knows how to shoot fom the hip....

@DianeNTherrien

People have been asking me to comment on the events of the past weekend in #ptbo. I hate giving airtime/spotlight to these imbeciles. Here is my comment: FUCK OFF, you FUCKWADS.

Barnaby Joyce, a Nationals Party MP and former deputy prime minister, was seen lying on a street in Canberra late at night slurring the words “DEAD FUCKING CUNT” while on a call to his wife.

The domestic tribulations of celebrities have often been the subject of media scandal. However as far as continuous screen time, nobody has dragged their dirty laundry through the mud, out into the open and had it skywritten in the heavens, than Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp once texted his friend that he hoped Amber Heard's "rotting corpse was decomposing in the FUCKING TRUNK of a HONDA CIVIC," according to text messages read in court.

Rob Ford Canadian politician, 64th Mayor of Toronto (1969–2016)

“COCKSUCKERS. FUCKIN’ Chief Blair and them all.

Cha, man. They chase me around for five months, man. BUMBACLOT man. I said [unintelligible] me and him [unintelligible] BUMBACLOT.

Leave me alone, man. They got five months man, and then trying to tell me ‘well, we’re countersurveilling the guy.’

You know what I mean? He’s hiding here, Ima hide here. Ima—oh, we don’t—FUCK OFF.

You know how much money that costs, man? I said bro, just cut something, ‘no man, no money man.’

Cha. Ah, BUMBACLOT, man. I said ‘you know what? [unintelligible]. I swear to God, man, honestly man.

Serious SHIT, man. Serious SHIT, bro.."

Hackers Tailspin

(THIS IS 100% FICTION AND IS PURELY MEANT FOR THE PURPOSES OF ENTERTAINMENT, NO RESPONSIBILITY WILL BE ACKNOWLEDGED BY THE AUTHOR AT ANY TIME, NONE WHATSOEVER)

Selective blindness and the all seeing eye

When advertising is more important than human life

The legacy of Amun

Another forty years of porridge

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Rob Ford
Canadian politician, 64th Mayor of Toronto (1969–2016)