The ballad of Laidi Benomor

There's absolutely no doubt that this Laidi Benomor SNAFU reeks of some major mismanagement. The changing of his name and the illusion of him being Iraqi is very suspicious. This story was distinctively unusual when it emerged in the news. In fact, it stuck out like a naked man with his hair on fire. Men in suits generally do not go on unarmed rampages in West London at 4:30 AM. If they did, I imagine that the authorities would be compelled to do something about it by way of prevention. Perhaps making everyone wear tracksuits or primary coloured overalls or something.