So, you want to drop off the grid, well it's not all fun, there's very few clandestine meetings, secret liaisons or swapping of portfolios. But it can be done.
30 March, 2003
NOTE: This article is intended purely for entertainment purposes. The entire text represents a satirical overview of the identity versus privacy dichotomy.
Given the extensive developments in the surveillance industry since the time of writing (2003), the accuracy of the information contained can not be guaranteed. Fortunately none of the information can be interpreted as anything other than entertainment as clearly stated above.
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU TRY THIS SHIT AT HOME.