Monday, April 5, 2021 - 18:09 [Cebidatelidae] Arktos, Nerteros pacificus, Somphos, Americanus, Texicanus, Amazonia

Despite extensive narrative enforcement, there is a continuing belief in cryptids roaming the earth with impunity.
The veracity of tens of thousands of eye witness testimonies per annum, is frequently written off as simply crazy talk from crazy people.

Sunday, January 31, 2021 - 19:59 Complacency through idiocracy

There's a highly questionable practise witnessed in development known as 'security through obscurity'. It involves using ridiculously conceived and unorthodox methods in order to achieve some form of protection against known vulnerabilities.

Monday, May 11, 2020 - 18:14 Large Black Cats

Accounts of large feline predators in Britain and across the European continent have frequently found their way onto the front pages of local newspapers. Occasionally one of these reports makes it into national news in print form or even breakfast television.

Tuesday, December 24, 2019 - 13:20 Stakeholders in the 'Santa Claus' narrative

Macy's: First department store accredited with late opening on the 24th Dec. Founded 1852

Montgomery Ward (Inventors of Rudolph): Mail order and department store retailer Est.1872 - Bankruptcy in 2000, Full liquidation in 2001. Brand continues as catalogue 'Wards'

The Coca-Cola Company: Soft drinks manufacturer incorporated in 1892.

Norman Rockwell: Seminal lightbox artist famous for portraying photo-realistic scenes of family life. 1894-1978

Hallmark: Greetings card manufacturer. Founded 1910

Sunday, November 10, 2019 - 13:11 Record breaking siege causes inconvenience to local hipsters

BBC Article:
"He told officers he was on a mission from the Rastafarian God, Jah, and that he had enough ammunition to 'fill a bath'."

Evening Standard:
"However, the SAS-style outfits and equipment, the dog squads, the armoured Land Rovers, the helicopter hovering overhead and the lights trained on the house failed to intimidate Hall, or even persuade him not to fire at police."

Local counter-culture motto :
"When I die I know I'm going to Heaven because I served my time in Hackney"

Sunday, August 21, 2005 - 14:37 Legacy Article from 2005 : Originally written for projectz.org

In these hi tech days of customer relations deployed through the medium of the call centre, we find that the bureaucrats have advanced their manipulative methods in line with the advancement of the systems they support.

Thursday, January 6, 2005 - 11:21 Spam is in the eye of ....

Wednesday, November 3, 2004 - 19:10 Legacy Article from 2004 : Indoor football and Radox

The noble sport of football, represented in communities the world over, inspires otherwise sane individuals to behave in completely irrational ways.

Saturday, October 16, 2004 - 13:27

Technical post #LDA, F6A31 10/16/2004 1:27:25 PM

Tuesday, April 1, 2003 - 13:06 (THIS IS 100% FICTION AND IS PURELY MEANT FOR THE PURPOSES OF ENTERTAINMENT, NO RESPONSIBILITY WILL BE ACKNOWLEDGED BY THE AUTHOR AT ANY TIME, NONE WHATSOEVER)

This article was submitted for inclusion in the book "Hackers Tales: Stories from the Electronic Front Line" - 2004. However it only represents speculation for the purposes of entertainment and in no way reflects the opinions or actions of TeflonRabbit, or anyone actually living or dead. It is in fact entirely fabricated and (as usual) constitutes little more than a tissue of lies, woven together with nought but a cobweb of truth.