Pastry ordinance

Friday, April 1, 2022 - 09:30 Madness in Method
"Regulatory Framework means the regulatory instruments issued by the Authority from time to time including any revisions and amendments made to them" - lawinsider.com

The ballad of Laidi Benomor

Wednesday, March 30, 2022 - 13:30 Failures in actionable intelligence and the shortcomings of the PNC database
There's absolutely no doubt that this Laidi Benomor SNAFU reeks of some major mismanagement. The changing of his name and the illusion of him being Iraqi is very suspicious. This story was distinctively unusual when it emerged in the news. In fact, it stuck out like a naked man with his hair on fire. Men in suits generally do not go on unarmed rampages in West London at 4:30 AM. If they did, I imagine that the authorities would be compelled to do something about it by way of prevention. Perhaps making everyone wear tracksuits or primary coloured overalls or something.

Alarmism clock

Tuesday, March 29, 2022 - 09:57 Bedtime for Bonzos
Address to the 42d Session of the United Nations General Assembly in New York, New York

Field glasses

Monday, March 28, 2022 - 13:28 Round like a circle in a spiral, Like a wheel within a wheel.
Never ending nor beginning, On an ever spinning reel... Like a snowball down a mountain, Or a carnival balloon. Like a carousel that's turning, Running rings around the moon. Like a clock whose hands are sweeping, Past the minutes of its face. And the world is like an apple, Whirling silently in space.

Like the circles that you find - In the windmills of your mind.

Calculate (N?)>SFW

Tuesday, March 22, 2022 - 15:33 Fine Art
Challenging oppressive ideology can take many forms. As can psychological warfare. For example, there is a school of thought that espouses denial of much that makes us human. For those who endorse this philosophy, life is basically a drudgery of suppression and paranoia. Unable to reconcile their humanity, such individuals (or groups) are quite clearly nothing more than hearsay spouting victims of mind control.

Prarie ablutions

Tuesday, March 22, 2022 - 14:33 WTF is a tortoise?
A bear was foraging when he experienced an urge to answer the call of nature. Squatting in the undergrowth, he noticed a rabbit engaged in the same activity. "Oh hello there, do you ever get that problem with mess left on your fur afterwards?" asked the bear. The rabbit paused mid defecation and looked up at the enormous carnivorous canid; "No I don't think so. In fact I don't recall anything sticking to my fur, ever." said the rabbit. "Outstanding" answered the bear. The bear then stood up and promptly wiped himself with the rabbit.

Lessons of the past

Thursday, October 14, 2021 - 17:27 Ranting on the internet is a viable substitute for intoxication. Always will be.
Let us focus temporarily on the gargantuan lies surrounding Britain's formative past. Most notably how the population of Albion bent over for the Romans faster than you could say "Where's the fish oil?" while the population of Alba said "Up yours - you sandal wearing, short sworded, effete Mediterraneans".

Sunday bloody Sunday

Sunday, October 3, 2021 - 18:00 "ANYONE WHO INTERFERES WITH A PERSON OBSERVING THE SABBATH SHALL BE PUT TO DEATH."
Dead Sea Scrolls, don't you just love that olde worlde totalitarianism. You will also note that this directive does not specify any particular denomination or sect. What's important is that the Sabbath is not to be fucked with. The authors probably had some preference in regards to monotheism, but they were quite careful not to thump that tub too hard.

Heavy is the head

Monday, September 27, 2021 - 18:34 What characteristics make for a good line manager?
Ultimately the only thing any leader can hope to achieve, is the ongoing inspiration of their team and its constituent members.
This can be achieved in several ways but generally speaking the most effective policy is one which adheres to the following tenets:

Book One - 'The Inn Joke'

Monday, September 27, 2021 - 13:49 An uncompromising romp through the shadowy terrain of contemporary clandestine Britain
No similarities to persons past or present is intended. This entirely fictional narrative is strictly for the purposes of entertainment. Nothing referenced in the text represents anything even remotely relevant. In fact the whole thing is a massive tissue of lies, woven loosely together with nought but a cobweb of truth.